trainer's card
name: kate
ID no.: FC- 0302-0419-9346
class: Idol
nature: Hasty
money: pokédollars
pokedéx:

Kate Jake//Fem//18//Mexican// shoujo manga enthusiast///infp

benicetoafriend:

thelandofmaps:

Map of furry fetishists in Europe (1209x914)
CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!
thelandofmaps.tumblr.com

germany is a dark land

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

PREACH

jiinsy:

Hello beautiful people! 

So anyone who’s paid attention to my blog can tell you I’ve got some financial problems right now. Commissions are my only income right now and I need to pay for rent, school fees, I need to pay for a plane ticket back home to Rhode Island, and of course I still need money for groceries and other living expenses. I am down to the wire right now, and need to earn some money in a bad way. Even the smallest amount helps, even if all you can do is signal boost. 

Here’s how it works:

If you want a commission all you have to do is send me an email with the idea you have. Reference images are appreciated for everything, especially fanart. If you want me to actually design a character for you that’s super awesome too, but will cost a little extra. You can send payment through paypal, either using a credit card or one of those prepaid gift cards you get a gas stations and the supermarket. You can totes get it shipped to you if you’d like, but that also costs a little extra. All my prices are based on the amount of time it would take me to finish the work at just above minimum wage. If you want me to draw you, fine! If you want your best friend as an awesome mythical creature? sweet! I will pretty much draw anything, but as a fair warning I am not the best at drawing animals, and I am far too squeamish to draw anything NSFW. Shippy things are perfectly okay as long as the naughty bits are covered. Ain’t nothin wrong with all that jazz, but it’s just not for me. (plus it’d come out terrible if I even tried to draw it) Everything else is fair game. 

Price Breakdown

Sketch:

  • Headshot - 8$
  • Bust - 16$
  • Waist Up - 24$
  • Knees Up - 32$
  • Full Body - 40$

Cleaned Sketch: 

  • Headshot - 15$
  • Bust - 20$
  • Waist Up - 30$
  • Knees Up - 45$
  • Full Body - 50$

Flat Colors:

  • Headshot - 20$
  • Bust - 30$
  • Waist Up - 45$
  • Knees Up - 50$
  • Full Body - 60$

Some Shading:

  • Headshot - 30$
  • Bust - 40$
  • Waist Up - 50$
  • Knees Up - 55$
  • Full Body - 65$

Full Color:

  • Headshot - 35$
  • Bust - 45$
  • Waist Up - 55$
  • Knees Up - 60$
  • Full Body - 70$

Extras:

  • Add another character - +50% of the full price 
  • Add simple background - +5$
  • Add complex background - +10-20$ (depends on the background)
  • Complex poses - +5-10$ (depending on the difficulty)
  • Character Design - +10$
  • Print+shipping inside the USA - +7$
  • Prints of pre-made art (anything in my art tag) - 30$

Contact

Email - eboyer118@gmail.com

More examples of artwork [here]

Ask questions [here]

Even if you are not going to buy a commission, or maybe you just don’t have the money right now, it would mean a whole lot to me if you could even just reblog this post so maybe it can be seen by someone who could use some art in their life. Signal Boosts are awesome. 

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

steverogeris:

marina & the diamonds songs are always good. feeling depressed and sad? listen to marina & the diamonds. your boyfriend broke up with you and you need to get cheered up? listen to marina & the diamonds. daily reminder that you’re a badass bitch from hell who doesn’t need a man? listen to marina & the diamonds.

comfortspringstation:

Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever

Cardcaptor Sakura  ED 3 
   ↳ 「FRUITS CANDY」 

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